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kinit min fatra 3am i3mal i5tebaraat 3ala jihaz ittesalet jdeed, inno mitil il walkie talkie, bass byista3mil il hawa mitil shreet towseel lal isharat, bass soret itla22a isharat 4areebi, inno isharet mshaffara b taree2a 4areebi… min ba3ed mo7awalet shi jom3ten a5eeran 2doret fek il teshfeer… w 2doret inni il7a2 we7de min hal ishrat… tarjamta… w tol3et ma3e message feja2etni 3anjad… 7abbet sherekkon feeha w ta3tooni ra2ykon…
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<<…ani ajnabi!!
fadaa2e!!
jey min kawkab teni!
ijeet b zyara min kawkab pluto, 3a libnen, la2enno woselna 5abar inno libnen jannit ALLAH 3al ared!
tjawwalet b kil tajarrod b hal balad, 7atta shoof sho hiyye hal janne lli 3am tefte5ro feeha…
la2aytkon 4atseen b barmeel “5a**” (kakka la zawe al a7asees al morhafa!) wala ashna3 min hek
2refet 3anjad ya rajol! w issa b ma inno sar badde irja3 3a watani pluto, ma 2dertesh dawwe safeente il fadaa2eyye!
se3r tankit il benzeen 30 alf!!!!
shtaret ups w 75 battareyye kbaar 7atta dawwe il safeeni il fada2eyye te3te 3al kahraba… walla lil asaf ma kenesh fee kahraba! :S
w sar ma5zoon il ma2kolet taba3e yofda! sar lezem le2e shi4il 3indkon hon!! bass sho momkin insen fada2e 3indo 15 sh’hedet doctora bil michanique wil electronic wel ittesalet, w fonoon qeteleyye yishte4il 3a kawkabkon?! ma fish shi4il!
lik 3indkon min a3la nisab il te3leem bil 3alam! bass 3indkon kamen akbar nisbet shabeb bala shi4il (40% min il mit3almeen bala shi4il!)w bil monesabe shabebkon shi tafeha!
sho b2ellkon 3an shabeb byi3te2do inno il facebook howwe kteb allafo “jobran 5aleel jobran” w sara2oo minno il amerken
sadee2e jobran met abil ma jiddak yfakker ynem ma3 settak w y5allfo bayyak, baynama b sent il 1989 5ili2 il internet!
w sho bta3mlo iza biseero hode hinni il shabeb lli 3am ymasslo sha3bkon b majles il nowweb
issa ma bye3neeli isra2eel aw into, bass lesh ya3ni badkon tente5bo wa7ad ma bya3ref yo2ra lo4tak w ma bya3ref “yista3mil il sekkeeni…”??!!

amma il 5ateyre?!
shi raw3a!! inno fee wa7ad bheemi msammed ma3o 173 lira (miyye w tlete w sab3een war2et “lira”) mitwaqqe3 inno bil mosta2bal yerja3 yo2dar yista3milon!
sadee2e! law ken momkin yseer hal shi, ken 3al aleeli t7arraklo shi 400~500 lira se3r il dollar! sarlo il dollar 20 seneh se3ro 1500 lira!!w kil shway bta3too wesem la ra2ees masref libnen! fakker feeha! iza badna na3tee wesem la hal zalami, lmafrood na3tee wa2ten ywatte se3er il dollar! lamma seer to2dar tle2e shi4il!lamma tseer to2dar tedfa3 kil dyoon il bank b fatret 7ayetak! shoof 2a2alla midde bte3la2 feeha ma3 il bank la tredd il dyoon wel faweyed ma bitkon 2a2al min 20~30 sinih!600$ minimum bil shaher
w 3a fekra mo3addal il motawasset lal ma3ash blebnen howwe 500$…
w 7atta ma 3indkonish mowezani!!! sarlkon 3~4 sneen meshyeen b balad bala mowezani?!wloh? :D lik sheyef il jamal? il jamal lamma baddo yimshi bil sa7ra, bye3mal 7sebeto abil ma yimshi!
w tol3et mowezanetkon hiyye i3len 3al mafdoo7 3an il sh7aadi “id3amo al jaysha ya mo2meneen!! 5000$ bass la nsall7o نسلحو ya jame3a! ya jame3a masare la hal kahraba!”
issa b ma inno fetna bil seyese, 5allina nfoot aktar… yalla shla7 min ijrak w foot, ba3dne shatef il ared jdeed… shifit 3indkon wa7ad n2atal, ok? am ija ibno 3imil ma7kami dawliyye la y7a22e2 b ma2tal bayyo… meshi? midre kam meet malyon 3am tkallfo bil seneh… meshi?tayyeb, 7abaso 4 zobbat la moddet 4 sneen, w hajamo w sabbo w haddado w baddon yifta7o 7areb 3a soreyya wel ba7er iddem wel 3ado wara w ma3leh iza t3amalna ma3 isra2eel la “ni7me” libnenw ila5tayyeb… 3AZEEM!!
am ba3ed 4 sneen, tol3et nafs il ma7kami illi kassarto il dinya minshen te3malooha, alit inno hode il 4 zobbat ma 5asson w bare2een wma 5asson la min b3eed aw areeb bil jareemiw kamen alit hayde il ma7kami inno soreyya ma 5assa… tayyeb meshi…

tab lek? rakkez ma3e nitfe, iza ani ka insen fadaa2e, jeet masaktak w fasa5tak sha2eften, mish lezem i3tezerlak 3a hal azeyye?mmmmmmm… tab mezel into bit2olo inno soreyya ma 5assa, w inno fee sh’hood zoor, sh’hood zooor!! SH’HOOD ZOOR hinni lli dallalo il te72ee2, mish lmafrood t2ello sorry 5ayye ni7na da3wasnek 4 sneen bil 4alat? ma 3am ifham inno keif meshyeen warahon la hal 3alam?!
b sharafak! inno kil shway wa7ad minnon byotla3 b illak inno yeyy! 4lotet w sarle 4 sneen 3am dallelak w masheek 4alat!bass mindoon ma yi3tezer!!inno bsharafak sho osstak ya zalami 3a sho meshi warahon!?

tab iddemak!! iddemak 3am ye3malo nafs il 4alat! leh 3am terja3 temshi warahon?!inno il 3adele 3amya?! eh sa7ee7! kteer 3amya w 4asheemi kamen! 3amya ma 3am te2sha3 iddema!! leh badda tkon il 3adele 3amya?! leh mish 3ayna mfatta7a 3a wes3a masalan?

bass l7ilo feekon inno fee sha5es wa7ad b7isso mitil ken byo2dar yshoof il mosta2bal (il zamen, mish il 7izib)ziad il ra7bene! yi7re2 deebo! 3amil masra7eyyet w tesjelet audio, bit7iss ka2enno issa 3am ysajjelon halla2 halla2!
tab shabeb! omo! 7ada ya3teena dafshi la hal safeeni lfada2eyye a5adet qared min il bank ishtere moter kahraba! kallafni 120,000$… bass issa y2eblooni iza b talooni b pluto! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
w please 7ada y2ellon la ahil bayroot inno ni7na b pluto manninash ma3 tayyar il mosta2bal! kawkabna azra2 la2enno fe 3inna 4az il ozone…

badde fell! yil3anlkon hal balad… awa illak? 3a sho baddo yil3ano?! leh ba3ed fee la3ni aktar min hek?! lol!bye bye
shifnekon b5er…azde shifnekon b5a…………………..sshhhhhh >>

w n2ata3 il irsel… ani mitilkon mitfeje2 inno ken fee fada2eyyeen baynetna… w ni7na mish 3arfeen!…
ani fe3lan mitfeje2, 3atooni ra2ykon law sama7to… mish ader istaw3eb hal fekra!
shokran salaf!
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